Thursday, December 9, 2010

Superheros

Several years ago, I sat around with folks making up everyone's superhero or supervillian alternate identity. What I remember is listed below. I will have to update this as more information comes to light.

The Heros hung out in the pub of Justice where a robot would serve what ever drink you really wanted (regardless of what you ordered)

Heros/Heroines
AL = Lady Chaos. She would go around in knee high spiked heel white leather boots, a plaid mini skirt and shirt carrying a whip. She would try to do something harmless, accidentially fighting crime. No one knew exactly what she was doing when not fighting crime. Her drink was contantly changing.

HG = Frau Sting. Dressed in a germain outfit reminicent of the girl on the cover of a St. Pauli Girl's bottle, she would carry a belt with pastry bags. She would use her speical frosting to either incapacitate criminals or give extra fighting power to her allies. She had a special attach she could use. Her long braided hair was in a bun. She could release her hair and whip ir around to sting attackers. Her day job was as a baker. Her drink was beer.

JA = Mr Mysterious. He ws never quite clear on his super hero ability, but he did have one. He was often seen driving around the other heros. Unfortunatel, he often got lost. It was suggested that he would get lost on the way to an event and find himself in the crutial location to fight crime. He would often order a Jack and coke or Scotch on the rocks, but the bartender always gave him a blended drink with an umbrella.


Villians
note: villians don't get a drink. They have a special object.

KG = Doctor of Intense Criminal Knowledge. He had the shoes of dancing. If he used them, all women in a 10 foot radius were under his spell and willing to do what he wanted

DS = Admiral Something Something.

CL = Future Underground Criminal King. He had a compass that made people get lost. He would then demand secrets or allegiance in order to get back to civilization.

KL = Mrs. Fit. Her hand of pleather could change any clothing into rejects from a resale shop.

JH = Don of Average Manly Names (ok... I can't remember his name). He had teh cell phone of unlimited digits with dual girlfriend action that prevented him from scheduling dates with two different girls at the same time.